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🇺🇸 NOTICE: US PERSONS MAY USE ROBINHOOD CHAIN BUT CANNOT BUY STOCK TOKENS. $GUH IS NOT A STOCK. IT IS BARELY A TOKEN.
ACKNOWLEDGED ✓
$GUH / ROBINHOOD CHAIN
GUH
$GUH +45,000% ▲ $50K AAPL PUTS ON A $2K ACCOUNT ▲ LEVERAGE: INFINITE ▲ $GUH +45,000% ▲ $50K AAPL PUTS ON A $2K ACCOUNT ▲ LEVERAGE: INFINITE ▲

the infinite money glitch is real.

BUY $GUH watch him find out
the guy
launched on Robinhood Chain. because of course.
EXHIBIT A — THE THESIS

written at 2:47am. peer-reviewed by nobody.

THE PLAY
found the infinite leverage glitch. $2K account, $50K of AAPL puts before earnings. Robinhood thinks I have collateral. I am the collateral. free money →
THE CHECKLIST
  • ✓FIND THE GLITCH
  • ✓LEVERAGE 25X
  • ✓CAN'T GO TITS UP
  • ✓RETIRE BY FRIDAY
PROJECTED P&L
+$0
projected gains: ∞
trust me
this is not financial advice this is a religion
PORTFOLIO VALUE $142,690.44 +0.0%

he went live to celebrate.

● LIVE yolo_update_50k_AAPL_puts_wait.mp4 👁 1,247
webcam
STREAM CHAT — 1,247 DEGENERATES
the moment

GUH.

-$45,000.00
the sound of hopium leaving the body.
GUH ANONYMOUS — WEEKLY MEETING

tokenomics

step 1: admit you got GUH'd.
PAIR
GUH / WETH — Uniswap v3 on Robinhood Chain
TAX
0% buy / 0% sell. the market will tax you enough.
LIQUIDITY
pooled on Uniswap. locked in spirit. unlike his positions.
CONTRACT
0xEA789dfc450CeF176252f8Dc17dE8C48232314bE

how to buy

1

get a wallet

any EVM wallet. the same one you said you'd never need because "Robinhood is fine".

2

bridge to Robinhood Chain

Arbitrum Orbit L2. mainnet since July 1, 2026. your funds have never been faster to lose.

3

swap on Uniswap

paste the contract. check it twice. this is the only due diligence you will ever do.

4

hold until you GUH or moon

there is no third outcome. there never was.

⛽ gas is free for 90 days (thx vlad)

roadmap

PHASE 1
GET LIQUIDATED
✅ COMPLETE
PHASE 2
???
PHASE 3
INFINITE MONEY GLITCH CONFIRMED
PHASE 4
GET BANNED FROM ROBINHOOD AGAIN